Websites like Google, Facebook, and other data broker sites tend to require a Privacy Policy as well as Terms of Use in order to be compliant with their various shenaniganery. Fine, let’s publish a privacy policy and terms of use.

Privacy Policy & Terms of Use for Visitors to the Website: We do not use any tracking or analytics, and we do not retain visitor logs of any kind. Since we do use Joomla, you may have a cookie placed onto your computer, but that cookie is not used by any of the components associated with this website. We have no need for any personally identifiable information to be shared on this site. You’re free to visit this site whenever you want, for any reason. Seriously, even if you’re an asshole trying to steal our cake and booze, you’re still free to visit our site.

Privacy Policy & Terms of Use for Feedback Form: We use Google Forms, so all the standard invasion of privacy terms apply to that. Literally, when you type it redirects you to the Google Form. Not even hosted by us. Only stuff we will then have is whatever is submitted by you, and we reserve the right to share all of that information to whoever we want with or without your permission.

Privacy Policy & Terms of Use for Logged in Users: In your case, we do log your activity for the purposes of security, however this only affects individuals who actually have accounts on here. Your personal information is not shared except in situations prescribed in the Amduat. Pro-tip: There are no reasons for your information to be shared as prescribed by the Amduat. If you’re logged in, that means you’re bound by the Amduat and additional agreements and understandings that are specific to you. Don’t abuse that, or you’ll get more than a boot.

We have the right to update this at any time, for any reason, with or without your consent. Any future updates will be reflected with a new post in The Caretaker's Corner, and this specific post will not be updated. You should always visit or for the most recent version.